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SHIT ON!

Anytime mongrall gets a kill.

SHIT ON
by TTV sucks btw February 4, 2021
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Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

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The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021
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shit

Man: I hate shit.
Woman: Same, shit is a disgusting psycho. Ew.
by Makikiandrikki December 19, 2022
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Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.
Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died
by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018
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Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014
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teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another
I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another
by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
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