calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

by goofcakes May 24, 2024

Your ancestors incestors

God in word form. Beats any and all insults thrown at you or any people you want to protect in a 5 mile radius.
"Your family tree lgbt" shivers in its presense.

Mark: "Ur mom gey xd"
Tom: "Do you really want me to bring out the trump card?"
Mark: "Ha! Your family tree lgbt"
Tom: "Your ancestors incestors."
*Mark, in an instant, ceases to exist and all his relatives are turned into a giant ball of energy wich continues to destroy any and all living beings and the universe as we know it*

by Gigagasu lul March 29, 2018

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

be quiet

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

by xdr5t3evq3q December 4, 2023

did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 7, 2020

Your fans

Don't believe you.

Hym "Misogyny is great, hey, we need to start cutting the dicks off a liberal anti-misogynists. It's the only way for them to prove they don't only like women because women are sleeping with them. Chop chop. They can be eunuchs. Start with Cody Johnston! Or Matt the faggot! If you cut their dicks off, you don't have to pay me AND I won't ever kill any kids, regardless of what happens. I don't need credit or money as long as their dicks are off. If you cut the dicks off of everyone who has participated in this thing against me, I will dedicate my life to the SVU. Cut off their dicks, they can love women without the sex, and I will entirely cede whatever point I may have here. I will even lie about why women choose to fuck men. I'll say it's game or whatever until the day I die as long as their dicks are gone. No more dicks for anyone who wants to criticize incels for misogyny. Your fans will love I. And you'll prove that you don't need to fuck to not hate women. It's a win-win. And I'll know you aren't cheating. Chop them off."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022