i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Words I despise

Sus: a stupid sounding excuse for homophobia
No cap: just shut the fuck up please
Finna: ok chad stop trying to be black I know your dad bought you a gucci backpack
Lit: do you want me to build a time machine so you can go back to your life in 2017?

*If you say any of these words I automatically assume you have a total of 5 brain cells and thats an overestimate*

"The party was lit but that man mad sus lowkey. No cap he's prolly finna try to kiss me. "
those are the words i despise

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness February 17, 2021

And i oop

A phrase frequently used by vsco girls. They think this phrase is quirky and is usually accompanied by sksksksksksk. The words translate to satan holds me i will worship my daddy and let him use me in whatever way pleasures him.

People who use and i oop a lot are commonly ella's,lily's,karen's,becky's and chloe's

by Chinesewhispers November 2, 2019

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

cook-ied

I want to be fucked.

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.

by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008

i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022