Show me your bobbies day

You now have ten minutes to show your boyfriend your bonkers or he wont give u funny medicine anymore

“Hey, it is April 16, Yk, theyou have ten minutes to show me your bobbies day”
“Bet😏”

by Vyper7856 April 15, 2022

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

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...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022