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An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using a audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by Silas69 January 26, 2023
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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YouTube

The process of having your published YouTube video unfairly copyright claimed, struck, restricted, demonetized, taken down, or hindered in any way that harms the performance and success of the video in question. Most commonly applied when the video is punished in this manner for little to no verifiable reason, reasons that contradict the written rules shown in the community guidelines, or reasons that could equally be applied to YouTube creators who weren't punished similarly.
Oh, guys I have to be careful. I don't want my video to get YouTubed.
by Matthew's Corner June 28, 2023
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Straight YouTube

When someone does something worthy of being broadcasted on YouTube.
Amber: OMG did you see that girl fall down the steps!?

Shantora: OMG what? No!

Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010
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Youtube

The easiest way to make millions of dollars without a college degree.
Person 1: So, what do you do for a living?
Person 2: I'm a youtuber.
Person 1: What's so great about that?
Person 2: There's no talent required, and I already have 3.7 million subscribers!
Person 1: Sign me up.
by Ezyman07 December 5, 2017
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Youtube!
by Klojhgfcvbn April 25, 2022
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3d youtube firearm 2

From 3d gunner on youtube

Gorilla Glue is a type of polyurethane-based adhesive that can be used as a substitute for traditional paper mache paste. Here's how you can make paper mache with Gorilla Glue:

Materials:
- Gorilla Glue
- Water
- Bowl
- Whisk or spoon
- Newspaper or other paper strips

Instructions:

1. In a bowl, mix equal parts of Gorilla Glue and water.

2. Whisk or stir the mixture until it is completely blended.

3. Tear strips of newspaper or other paper into thin, manageable strips.

4. Dip each strip of paper into the Gorilla Glue mixture, making sure to coat it evenly.

5. Place the strips onto your project in the desired pattern or shape, smoothing them out as needed.

6. Continue adding layers of paper until you have achieved the desired thickness and coverage.

7. Allow the paper mache to dry completely before painting or decorating as desired.

Note: Gorilla Glue tends to expand as it dries, so be mindful of the amount you use and the thickness of your paper mache layers. You may also want to test a small area first to ensure that the Gorilla Glue mixture will work well for your particular project.
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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