purple traffic cone

Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety

Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.

by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015

Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010

purple party

A FUCKING REJECTION PARTY!!! A WAY TO GET RID OF THE PEOPLE YOU HATE!

" Hey bro, whats a purple party?"
" Get the hell out of my life! I never want to see you again!!!!

by DeS-Quay November 14, 2014

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.

"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"

by Leasw March 3, 2009

Purple Helmet Soldier

another word for a guys dick

My purple helmet soldier just crossed into the rage of fire!

by ellc green April 9, 2003

Grand Daddy Purple

A clone only strain of marijuana popular in California, especially in the SF bay area. Purple Urkle X Salmon Creek Big Bud. Indica dominant.

Grand Daddy Purple is everywhere, and I'm not complaining!

by Skybwozzzz January 30, 2010