hi-tech camouflage tank

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021

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Look at the top of his head

When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this

Oh hell nah man Look at the top of his head

by FelireLmao September 21, 2022

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The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

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gets his socks off

To enjoy, to find joy in.

I think Joe really gets his socks off closing cases randomly.

by unv January 27, 2014

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throws his mighty shield

To masturbate.

"When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
There's a joy inside that his eyes can't quite conseal.
Everytime he heaves it with force so brute
He's in ecstasy and must change his suit
When Captain America throws his mighty shield."

by Dr. Tam of England June 4, 2019

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