child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.

My child is a good person.

by Willez May 22, 2023

Black Eyed Child

A kid from Indiana

Person 1: That kid is so weird.

Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.

Person 1: What’s that mean?

Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.

by DTrix16 October 28, 2023

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

child

tommyinnit. tommyinnit is a child

randomer: hey! who’s that child over there?

philza minecraft: oh that’s just tommyinnit

by gnflefttoe October 9, 2021

Fatherless child

a fatherless child is someone who doesnt have a dad or who grow up with aka the dad or father went to the store to get some milk

Charlie: why dont i have a father
Mom: you mean why are you fatherless child
Charlie: yes
Mom: o yeah your father went to the store to get da milk

by Ezed69 October 28, 2022

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025