Pizza cutting nips

Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!

"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*

"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"

by Jess Murray May 20, 2019

Ass pizza time

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.

"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"

by cake eater at 4:20 January 24, 2020

Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.

Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"

by pwnagephake November 14, 2022

Cumbubble Pizza Rager

A party where you and your bros blow cumbubbles out each others asses and eat fresh smegma topping pizza while circle jerking in a game of twister.

Dude that cumbubble pizza rager at chad's was off the hook.

by Skater550 March 31, 2017

Pulled a Domino's Pizza

Pretending not to have known how much your product or behavior has sucked, feigning realization, and promising to do better.

Sundance Film Festival organizers pulled a Domino's Pizza on Thursday afternoon, saying that they'd failed in some respects over the last few years and vowing to improve. (From an LA Times article)

Yeesh, my cheating boyfriend pulled a real Domino's Pizza on me last night with a dozen crummy roses, like that's going to get me to trust him again! (original)

by Apostrophix January 22, 2010

Dick cheese pizza

When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce

Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy

by Yvng pizza October 10, 2020

Pizza-buying boss

That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.

Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"

by Nasty Nate Mate December 2, 2020