Red banana

A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red

He pulled out to see he had a red banana

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Banana in pajamas

The act of getting a boner in your pajamas.

George: Hey did you see Conner?
Michael: yeah he has a huge banana in pajamas!
Conner: Hey sexy (rubs cock).

by That bloke?!?! September 18, 2011

The greased banana

The guy dips his wiener in car grease and fucks his girlfriend with it and then she performs oral sex

Dude my girlfriend was really wanting the greased banana so I gave it to her

by Turtle lover1996 March 12, 2014

sex banana

A Banana Used For Sex

Man Last Night I Saw My Girl Having A Talk With

A Sex Banana

by Jointman2756 October 18, 2015

Smooth Bananas

a word to descride something Wicked cool, retardly awesome, or to be use as a word of agreement.

1.) A: Hey L wanna go to the Gord
L: Sounds like smooth bananas to me


2.) B: Dude i totally got L4D last night
L: Smooth Bananas

by ciaobelle April 17, 2009

banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008

Banana Cramer

When one shoves one or more dildo in there vagina or asshole and gets it stuck

"I hear people calling you a Banana Cramer"

by DirectoryAura May 19, 2016