short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021

Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.

Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.

Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.

by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022

International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.

Short Zach has a short temper.

by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2013

short doge

Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.

Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?

by TonyStank15243 November 23, 2021