Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
by my name is jordan June 17, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.
by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.
by asianking101 January 15, 2023
Get the Allen Jordanmug. A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections
Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019
Get the Jordan Bonemug.