Jake Ryan

A good friend but can easily get grumpy. Likes beer and rock concerts. He can get very stubborn at times but is a loyal person.

Hey have you seen Jake Ryan?
Jake Ryan the cool guy?
Yeah!
He's there with all those hot girls!
Oh man, I wish I was Jake Ryan!

by Over_the_rainbow June 7, 2019

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Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022

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Jake Paul

Satan in the form of a Youtube reject.

Why are you praying?
Jake Paul is coming for us...

by Pananymoose December 11, 2017

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The reason why humanity is not a space faring civilization yet, Jake Paulers are fans of Jake Paul, the egotistical dumbass who has an ego larger than earth but a braincell count of 2. His fans are no different, being 6 to 12 and mostly retarded, thus making the media shit on teenagers when not all of us are like this.

Jake pauler:OMG I love its every day bro it's so lit lololxd

Normal human with a decent braincell count: Fuck off you dumbass

by Anti feminism November 14, 2019

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