Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 8, 2022
Get the Jordan Stievano mug.Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
by artifacct November 22, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.by anonymous July 1, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
Get the Jordan Peterson mug.Jordan boy usally with black or brown hair and brown eyes .has an amazing personality and is extremely funny. Always the one makinging everyone laugh in a group of people. Jordan tends to love his girlfriend more then anyone else and will do anything for her .he never cheats and is an amazing guy .
by Lagoonablue16 July 18, 2021
Get the Jordan mug.A Jordan is someone who is very popular. She is usually a dancer and is very devoted to her school work. She is a great friend but if she is your enemy you better watch your back. She loves uggs and Starbucks. When you see a Jordan do not let her go
by Flipper246 May 25, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.