oh come on!

oh come on! - mushroom (thats all)

"Oh come on!" - Ollie Smith (Mushroom)

star is a whale

by Slimy Tampons March 21, 2023

Come Feet

To mean what you say. Similar to “put your money where your mouth is” or “talk the talk”

“I would come feet”

“You need to come feet”

by earthtoeve March 15, 2024

It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.

Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.

by likit July 7, 2011

Come

Vulgar but not-offensive Usage of cum
If you came to this, you are a perv

"I come"
"I came"

by 00UVD July 29, 2023

coming up lindsey

when you get bit in the face by a cat

I just got bit in the face by a cat! Everything is coming up Lindsey....

by _lindseystan September 28, 2019

Fart Coming

Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt

Danny: Do How was your day man

Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING

Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man

Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better

Bobby: That was gross

by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021