Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

hope wank

sexual fantasy wank material that you want to be a reality.

Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'

by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!

after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!

by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "i 100% cannot be fucked with this"

Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "

by Simpsy April 17, 2008

Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn

A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.

by The ideal God May 27, 2018

Posh Wank

When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.

I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank

by Mbabane January 11, 2019