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put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick
by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022
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are you going gas wholesaling?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you going gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
by Sexydimma February 15, 2013
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twig you down

may i twig you down on some highkey ish?
by dogjacker February 17, 2024
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i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.
My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."
by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023
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What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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