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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

Oh My Gyatt

When you see a big gyatt (Also known as double B bubble booty).

"Oh my gyatt! Thats a very big dump truck you have."

by Rizzmaster45 June 16, 2024

My Waleed

My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart

I love my waleed

by L.w💗 November 21, 2023

scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect

girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk

by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021

My Snackrifice

When you get a snack that your significant other does not like the look or smell of, so you put it back and get a different and not-so-offputting snack to enjoy in their company.

Person 1 - "Eww, that really stinks babe, it's making me sick to my stomach!"

Person 2 - "No problem babe, *gets up and goes to get something else and sings to Creed's My Sacrifice* - It's my Snackrifice!"

by Misterchrister December 28, 2023

My word is word

When you use your word and it's word.

'My word is word.'

by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022

My Friday

The last day of a work week or rotation. A poor excuse for lazy people to do nothing, leave early and still get paid. Generally used by people with no work ethic, no motivation, and no self worth.

I'm not doing any of that, it's my friday.

by Thatguyfromu2 January 26, 2022