National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022

Pick your lip up

stop talking shit

You best Pick your lip up before i clean ya chin

by jay jumpman 23 April 20, 2024

bang your horns

Bang your horns means you do you. Go ahead, bang your horns. Do what you want.

Alright Sally fine, go bang your horns.

by Chief2599 March 30, 2020

Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
Posted by BIGPENISTITTIES

Your aunt bi is something that you use carefully

by [BIGPENISTITTIESSUCKYFUCKY]777 July 17, 2019

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022