Shit

You take a big massive poop

Person 1 - zamn I gotta shit
Person 2 - don't get diarrhea

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight

c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down

by Shit haul March 2, 2015

plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.

I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.

by kittenlazor March 7, 2014

Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2

Damn your ass get SHIT ON!

by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023

Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.

X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"

by Seeksoul September 23, 2019

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Shit o'clock

When it's time to take a shit generally a big one

Hey y'all you know what time it is it's shit o'clock

by Totally real person June 21, 2023