My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

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Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

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from my roots to my boots

From top to bottom. Completely throughout. Head to toe.

In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."

by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015

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Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling”

AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022

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