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You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.
A: yo
M: everything good? Iโ€™m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to workโ€ฆ
by Grtbrs June 2, 2023
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when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like youยดve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: ๐Ÿ—ฟ,๐Ÿ—ฟdid๐Ÿ—ฟyou๐Ÿ—ฟsay๐Ÿ—ฟsomething๐Ÿ—ฟfigure๐Ÿ—ฟwho๐Ÿ—ฟbirthed๐Ÿ—ฟme๐Ÿ—ฟinto๐Ÿ—ฟthis๐Ÿ—ฟworld๐Ÿ—ฟ(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024
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what in the gen z
๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—
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do you like lemons

This is asked to a person who is thought to be very zesty or gay/ homosexual tendencies
Hey there! Do you like lemons?
-Yeah, why?
Thought so
by Doyouwearwigs April 27, 2024
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Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying? Of course you donโ€™t
Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you donโ€™t
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 15, 2022
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I will do for you

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reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.
Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.
by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023
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