My Person

Someone who would accept you even when you’re being a dick. Someone who would wake up at 3AM to hide a body for you. They’re your everything and life has no meaning without them.

Christina is my person I tell her everything even before my boyfriend Derek.

by 5078_kaid April 7, 2022

My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.

I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...

by CSKM November 23, 2021

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

timble my rimble

og blow job

timble my rimble now or murdrer

by opopopopo-opijyhu December 23, 2023

laugh at my expense

usually when they make a fool of themselves

want to laugh at my expense? check this video

by sawyerwu January 17, 2019

On My Soul

Commonly heard off the internet, And is used to prove a very serious point.

"On My Soul" (on my souuuu) I didn't do that.
Or just commonly said as "on my souu" with or w/o context

by Infinity9s March 20, 2024

Not my Moncus

Short for not my Monkey's, not my Circus

Person 1: Hey did you did you hear Dave and Terry a arguing over how the activity is run?
Person 2: Dave and Terry will work it out and if not its Not my Moncus anyway

by MadSeaChef July 28, 2022