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marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.
We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
by A$AP__S April 23, 2014
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Your IQ is below average

The fancy way of saying "u dum"
John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF
by MyRealName21 October 9, 2020
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The Your Mominator

The term used to burn people age 8 through 14
by Cubby Fitsroy June 2, 2008
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your mum

by ME_MYSELF_N_I December 3, 2021
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Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 24, 2022
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your mom

your mom
your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom
by melol6769 October 8, 2025
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