Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
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2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?
3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.
2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?
3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.
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Get the Eat your meat mug.Its a phrase used during the protest for the justice of:
George Floyd, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Michael Brown, Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Natasha McKenna, Kendrec McDade, Sandra Bland, Botham Jean, Oscar Grant, Atatiana Jefferson, Kenneth Chamberlain, Samuel DuBose, and many others.
The phrase was used to get celebrities and big companies to donate to the Philadelphia bail fund, BLM funds, and others.
It originates in the lgbtq+ community, specifically the gay male community.
George Floyd, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Michael Brown, Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Natasha McKenna, Kendrec McDade, Sandra Bland, Botham Jean, Oscar Grant, Atatiana Jefferson, Kenneth Chamberlain, Samuel DuBose, and many others.
The phrase was used to get celebrities and big companies to donate to the Philadelphia bail fund, BLM funds, and others.
It originates in the lgbtq+ community, specifically the gay male community.
Kayla and Alliyah are responding to a thread on Twitter regarding the news that Candance Owens still hasn't donated and decides to call Floyd's death a martyr.
Kayla: "Yeah anyways Candance, just open your purse and zip your mouth. Since you want to use blackout Tuesday as a way to promote your dirty raunchy shit. "
Alliyah: " If you don't open your purse, I will make sure that big forehead of yours will see its last days."
Kayla: "Yeah anyways Candance, just open your purse and zip your mouth. Since you want to use blackout Tuesday as a way to promote your dirty raunchy shit. "
Alliyah: " If you don't open your purse, I will make sure that big forehead of yours will see its last days."
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