blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

by radical female May 21, 2014

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

My Bang Song

My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.

I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.

by DrFuck September 11, 2018

rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar

nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"

by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

My life

Being in love with a guy named Amir who just wants to be friends, sadly I don't wanna just be friends, ever since I met him I loved him, may have just loved him before I met him, he really is something so different than every guy I know, which is good, I really love him a lot, but me and him just never work which hurts a lot, because I really wanna spend the rest of my life with him but it just may not happen.

unfairness in my life.

by true facts found! April 7, 2022