I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.

Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff

by ANotThatFunnyJester August 21, 2022

I ptyo

The word “I put you on” comes from someone helping you find music,movie,game etc and saying they put you on the show. After this the person who has been put on will most likely give the person who helped find said thing oral sex

“Yo thanks for letting me find weiland man” John said to Jim “Ya I ptyo.” Said Jim

by Qoqiej July 22, 2022

i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai August 6, 2016

order wet i bin throw

"Order wet i bin throw" is a meme that was created on Food Hub Discord Server. When people try to refund orders from deliveroo, they usually write like a non-native speaker saying stuff like "order wet i bin throw", "thank much", "no speak england". Hundreds of people from the Food Hub server started doing this and it became a meme.

For example (if Patchy is tyring to refund food from Deliveroo):
Deliveroo: Hello, how can I help you?
Patchy: order wet i bin throw
Deliveroo: Thank you for contacting us, I am refunding your food.
Patchy: Thank

by ilovepizzawithpepperoni May 9, 2019

i love my sons

i love the fuck out of my sons keep scrolling

i love my sons and thats the tea

by 1dhoe February 21, 2018

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

I

Numbers move…
Years we have done this…
Only you and I will understand…
Bull headed I am…
This you know…

This love I have for YOU!!!
Can’t compete…
My heart dominates….
Many things tell me not to believe…
But here I am typing away…
I know in my heart…
Is YOU!!!!
YOU are my one….

I can’t explain it…
This love I have for you…
Why I don’t stop…
My heart…
Won’t let me…
It screams it is he….

Crazy things I have done…
It is all because….
My heart you have won….
This can not be undone…

So, I wait for the rising sun…
Or when then the day is done…
To spend everyday with YOU!!!!
Everyday through and through….

I love YoU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 1, 2024