...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

and I oop-

Just... please don’t use this term. Ever.

I can’t give an example because this term should never be used by anybody, including me.

...

AnD I oOp-

by that dudette August 20, 2019

I HATE YOU

If someone says this to you just go away,

I hate you

dissapears

by Jujuonthebeat0 September 14, 2022

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing

"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Father, I crave cheddar

The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.

friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"

by a student 2 September 30, 2022

E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

.

😱:E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025