Dead Milk

Semen that doesn't make babies.

"He put his dead milk in me."

by The Dwagonborn January 26, 2018

willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

milk senpai

milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk.

René: "notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!"
Dani: "psh skrub she will never notice you."

by Milk Senpai December 6, 2015

3.25% milk

Milk that builds strong bones and muscle. Much better than the watery taste of 1% milk.

Girlfriend: I bought 1% milk for you!

Boyfriend: BITCH! That stuff is awful! Go back out and get me 3.25% milk!

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

Choccy Milk

One of the best online friends of the person writing this. Choccy, if you ever see this: HELLO

Choccy Milk is my bestie

by Wildheart_HC November 8, 2022

Milk shake

The act of cumming in girls mouth so hard it comes out her nose.

Damn that girl sucked my dick so good, I have her a milk shake.

by FTW Dirty Mike July 6, 2020