Sex

When a laddu is sexually attracted to a girl and goes in her vagina. Her vagina will give brith too many sperms and those sperms will become human laddus. They will take over humainty and destory Mother earth and move to Father Mars

Some girl was walking in the woods and she was bored and hungry. The only thing she had was a laddu. But she was horny asf so she used the laddu as a sex toy but little did she know in 9 min she wud be the cause of humanity.

by Matcha Boi July 22, 2020

sex

the best fuckin thing that can happen to you

wanna come over baby and have sex?

by fuck off 69 December 11, 2019

sex

sex is not like maths. maths is boring

sex is life

by opsssss May 16, 2019

Sexing

The act of determining the sex of something

To sex chickens, newborn dogs, etc.
Person A: "Have you sexed the chicks yet?"
Person B: "No, but John is sexing them right now."

by poosdestroyer October 26, 2018

sex

omg dude what are you doing here in urban dictionary. let me see your search...!

Sex? WAHT! What have you been sniffing. Give me all of it . I want some >:( *sniffs cereal dust*

by Layloni :) January 6, 2020

Sex

Something I don’t do

Person 1: have you had sex before?
Me: no I haven’t

Person 1: Jesus dude your like 40 how are you still a fucking virgin

by Pasta bandit October 17, 2019

Sex

When your stick your long as fuck dick in her pussy and fuck her in and out as she moans so loud and starts to yell, poppy, fuck me HARDER! HARDER I SAID OR I WILL FUCKING DO IT MYSELF, OH FUCKING GOD YES DADDY YESSS MOREEEEEEEEE CUM INSIDE MEEEEEE

SEX: FUCK HER THEN LET HER GOBBLE AND SLURP UP THAT DICK LIKE A SLUSHY

by ANONYMOUS FUCKER2000 June 13, 2018