Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023

Pro Poop

Pro Poop is a youtuber which creates amazing minecraft content. Pro Poop is known to create quality pvp videos with quality content.

Pro Poop is great!

by ewrgtyjukuytrfdv June 28, 2021

boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.

(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...

by Crapper™ July 22, 2016

Poops-a-lotta

Someone who poops a lot.

My boyfriend poops-a-lotta.

by KS80021 June 14, 2013

Poop Cuck

When you’re sharing a hotel room and you are the first one to poop in the bathroom, therefore making them deal with the smell and the consequences.

I was sharing a hotel room with Joost and he poop cucked me! It smelled terrible. I think he’s sick.

by tennisthemenace February 26, 2023

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016