Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.

Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!

by Tyronerny November 14, 2023

The Moon

Victoria Nimblett

Hey! Did you see The Moon tonight

by gorba lorba December 16, 2023

Hool Moon

A TikTok account that posts videos of nerd shit.

Hool moon has 13k followers

Did you see the video that hool moon just posted?

by Rocky_Balboa January 2, 2021

Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.

Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.

by Imam Thurman March 1, 2015

Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 11, 2023