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distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011
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National Bolzy Day

The day all the homies come together and hold each other’s cheeks to to spread some boltmister cheer. We all Love BOLZY
I can’t wait for tomorrow, it’s national Bolzy Day
by The Banksten December 25, 2020
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national handjob day

on the day april, 13 it will be national handjob day so give someone anyone a handjoba
damn terry you got 5 handjobs today?
yea man it national handjob day
by daddybb4567 May 25, 2018
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National Fortnite Day

National Fortnite Day
The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.
National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!
National Fortnite Day is Tommy's favorite day.
by Tommy-------Fortnite KId March 22, 2023
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National rape day

April 24 is national rape day, a day where pedos try to make it ok to rape people and it’s disgusting
Guy 1: hey guess what day it is
Guy 2: national rape day (April 24
by Crazyboi69 April 24, 2021
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National Fap Day

May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."

Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."

"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."

"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"

"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."

"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"

Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
by The Fapadelics December 28, 2012
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National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019
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