One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016

Credit Score Night

Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.

Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”

by GawkityGawk April 15, 2022

NBA night with the fam

When ur secretly checking out ur cousins Nice Big Ass (NBA) and need an excuse for your friends.

Henry: Boys let’s hang?
Jim: Sorry bois, it’s NBA night with the fam I can’t hang

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 3, 2021

one night clinger

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again

WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger

by Rico no suave July 12, 2015

friday night cocksucker

Someone who is unbelievable rude on a Friday Night.

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.

by Ang1976 May 28, 2017

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.

Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

by mrkia August 5, 2020

Night Blooming Jasmine

a tropical plant with a strong and sweet smell that only blooms at night

The Night Blooming Jasmine is so rare.

by 25IMF July 2, 2019