Dick Lavy

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it

Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.

by DaeveG April 24, 2019

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Pogo dick

It is a man slut that bounces from one chick to another. His dick is then called a "pogo dick". He will pretty much fuck anything that moves and once he fucks one bitch then he is on the hunt for another bitch to bounce into. Its like a niggah on a pogo stick bouncing from one place to another but instead it's a dick bouncing from one pussy to another.

"He fucked Jenny then he fucked Maddie and now he's fuckin Jenny again... He's gotta pogo dick!"

by rope2dallyup June 7, 2015

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Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason

Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.

by Squilysquil October 25, 2016

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Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

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dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

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