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Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb
I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant
by Avril1989 June 20, 2018
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Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
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Shit and Run

The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.
I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.
by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023
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shit sandwich

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021
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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.
How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.
by Donut_mro July 12, 2015
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shit vibe

noun

1. significant other who gives you a hard time whenever you just want to relax and do a bunch of low quality drugs with your moronic friends.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife.

adjective

1. general feelings of anxiety or being judged when loose as shit on a bunch of bad cocaine when surrounded by people you actually hate.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife's general behaviour.
"Man I was just trying to have several grams of cocaine and 34 beers with the boys on a Tuesday and my woman keeps calling and screaming about how I'm a piece of shit. For fuck's sake I can't do anything right. She's so controlling."

"Yeah man she's a shit vibe."
by blurmbo May 28, 2021
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Shit for brains

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is a classic example of shit for brains
by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020
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