Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

by clear misogyny April 30, 2020

Dying in your sleep

Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?

Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep

Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time

by Dying in your sleep December 1, 2019

Your Mum

It's your mum, what else did you expect

person 1: wanna know something
person 2: what?
person 1: your mum

by prismicytea February 14, 2022

Googling your name

The act of going onto Google and typing in your own name to see what the results are. Great fun on image search too!

Person 1: I was googling your name yesterday!

Person 2: Yer? What did it come up with

Person 3: Well apparentely your a german body building priest!

by GoogleFTW February 12, 2009

International kiss your furry friend day

The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd

Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love

Furry: oh god

by InfernoTrap June 1, 2024

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015