Shit Storm

The thing that happens when your mom send you to the bathroom. She will lock you in there and turn off the water. Eventually, you will have to go to the bathroom. Trying to flush it, it wont work. At some point the shit and urin will fill the bowl. When you have to go again, it will overflow. Your mother may let you out, but in most cases she will continue to feed you loads and loads of food, possibly filled with laxatives.

"Man, David was taken by Child Services. He was put in the Shit Storm

by Messedupdefinitions June 28, 2018

Shitted over

Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.

Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.

by Notyourordinaryenglishteacher September 8, 2013

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

Dumb shit

This nigga named Jahlil Savage Reece

Jahlil is the definition of dumb shit

by muhballsitch666 October 10, 2019

Shit

A very delicious delicacy used as spices or toppings, mostly used as a solo dish served with boiled pee with tender texture

Person 1: Hey guys Imma take a shit!
Person 2: Oh ok I'll take that too
Person 3: Guess I'll take that too then
Person 4: Nah fuck that Imma take extra juicy black man penis served with ketchup
Waiter: Right away sir!

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021