Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz
by beanymandem December 18, 2010
Get the Stuffed Christmas Turkeymug. by Wamba September 15, 2003
Get the tubularly elongasized turkey neckmug. An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^
by Dave August 15, 2004
Get the Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3mug. When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
by Loppytits November 14, 2014
Get the West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerkmug. when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.
angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011
Get the two-mile turkey trotmug. v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
Get the have you seen my turkey?mug. This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerkmug.