polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

GOAT

God Of All Things

Kanye be the GOAT in the rap game.

by jazzyrocks4299 March 19, 2017

GOAT

Also known as Jason Coach-aczynski /Hank / JK

- Thinks he's the GOAT but we all know HK is the REAL GOAT.

Jason commonly refers to himself as the GOAT but we all know who actually sorts the real issues out... HK.

by WFCo December 15, 2022

Goated

A person, organism, male, woman, and or non binary who is a goat doubled

Dang bro, your goated at this game!

by Dagoat_2827 March 29, 2023

Goated

(Greatest of all time) slang,adjective considered the greatest of all time

Goated, cr7 is the goat of football ⚽️

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

GOAT

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan was the GOAT of basketball (Greatest Of All Time)

by Someone right behind you April 25, 2019