Rule 7

Rule 7 - If it can be done, the Japanese have done it better. If it can't, they have.

"God... I have been playing Dark Souls a month and still no progress man..."
"Rule 7 - Some Japanese guy beat it in 90 minutes."
"What the - HOW!?!?!"

by VERTIGO7 October 19, 2011

road rules

crap

crap

by crap July 28, 2003

i rule

what i say everyday of the week

I rule hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

by Nefentitiri Radames Antikoseus Puto Dimetirios Amenenuhet Tatomes Hatshepsut Toto Hortez VI May 6, 2005

Rule 7411

If someone declares something that makes no sense, it must be opposite day.

Billy: Hey Rich, Emma just accepted my date for tonight.

Rich: Rule 7411

Billy: Damn It

by chilltage is coo n stuff June 2, 2011

rule 128

This rule cancels out all attempts rule effect/actions and mirrors it to the other speaker using original rule.

*girl on phone*

Guy: "rule 8"

Girl: " rule 128"

Guy " Shit "

by Prairie_dog_alien_dinosaur December 25, 2015

Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008

Ja Rule

a shit stain on the underpants of society. Like Shaggy, ja rule is only recognized becuase his voice sounds like a cross between a lawn mower and a squeeling pig. Ja Rule owes all his fame to Ashanti coz he isn't shit without her.

"dude that rollercoaster was soo scary i think i ja rule'd myself"

by Louie_n_33 December 28, 2005