Jacob

Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.

Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.

by No name needed who needs one October 12, 2020

Jacob

jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.

jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.

by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 13, 2020

Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old

Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob

by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

Jacob

Jacob means that he has a horse dick and it is at least 30 inches.

Is that a 30 cm penis

yep:its definetley a jacob

by sexgod jacob September 10, 2019

Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Jacob Steven jones

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay

Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer

by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023

jacob

The absolute bestest man you could ever meet. Particularly good at dealing with people whos name start with the letter R. will be the friendliest or the most naughty you could wish for

hell yea jacob!

by jakestar2000 January 12, 2022