what a real turn on

used to describe something or someone that "turns you on" aka makes you horney af , thas can be many different things for different people.

ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you

wow look at her what a real turn on

by your real bf November 3, 2020

real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011

Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley September 4, 2011

Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".

I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe

by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019

Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is

I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 8, 2023

Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019

real life swag

when the swag is in real life

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro

by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020