Giant horse cock

The giant horse cock is over 40 pounds
And is normally always visible and has to be on a Male horse

I like giant horse cock it's so big
Yeah I suck it all day

by Yes I am big brain October 10, 2020

beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009

White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.

"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"

by BigBlack81 January 5, 2005

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

Ride the white horse

Horse is heroin. Those who ride the white horse are regular users, addicts, otherwise they'd be "chipping." Not to be confused with "ride the pale horse" and "ride the white pony."

At some point every drug user, destitute and desperate, resorts to the cheapest accessible high. When you wonder what appeal heroin has, it is that it fills this niche. It winds up being the last alternative too, because when you ride the white horse, so often you subsequently die.

by LLCisyouandme September 12, 2014

baby whale horse

1 NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry

minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet

2 ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance

1 "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely

2 "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."

by beth, HOLLER July 29, 2006

Old Horse Fat

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html

"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by patricksmith January 26, 2009