Apple peeling

When you fuck a girls asshole dry and so hard that her anus skin get chapped and peels

Yeah dude I was apple peeling yesterday when I fuckkked he so hard

by Dick fuck smaxsh November 29, 2019

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serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

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stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter May 3, 2018

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When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.

I had fun doing the apple juicer to your mother and sister last night.

by Slutty Slexor February 19, 2011

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Apple Porn

Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.

Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*

Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!

by JayReed T January 6, 2018

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