Santa Hoe

Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa.

Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?

by BitchSauceOrYourLoss October 19, 2016

hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions

Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.

by UD-Doc November 13, 2010

respectable hoe

A woman who has class, a respectable career, but is sexually active with many partners.

Damn La'rondo is a lawyer monday-friday but gets a train ran on her on saturdays. She a hoe, but a respectable hoe.

by I love hoes September 21, 2016

Pigeon Hoe

A girl that acts/looks the same as every other girl. Just like how all pigeons look/act the same.

That girl is the same as every other bitch…she’s a pigeon hoe.

by Julian The Gamer March 13, 2023

fortnite hoe

a fortnite hoe is someone who is so obsessed with fortnite they are a hoe.

wow she plays fortnite so much, she’s a fortnite hoe!

by fortnite hoe 101 May 10, 2018

slack hoe

A hoe that's not even hoeing ATM just being lazy so much she not even out whoring around

At least I ain't no Slack Hoe!!!!!

by Chudmissle November 11, 2018

jealous hoe

A jealous hoe is someone who constantly creeps on their boyfriends exes instagrams.

Dakota: Christi, why did ____'s girlfriend like your Insta pic from 30 weeks ago?
Christi: because she's a jealous hoe

by Chrust September 3, 2016