Wolf Dicking

While aggressively have sex with a woman doggy style, you start howling loudly like a wolf right before you're about to ejaculate.

I thought there were wolves in the back yard but it ended up being my roommate Tucker giving some slut a good Wolf Dicking!

by Z-N-A November 4, 2017

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moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

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coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.

by ol blue November 3, 2015

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Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

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Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

by ChesterTM April 27, 2015

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Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

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