HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 2, 2022

Jizzback Mountain

When one finishes on the sexual oppositions back and then leave due to them not putting out.

Did you hear about charlie, Abbie didnt put out to he gave her the O' Jizzback Mountain.

by XI_GREGGERS_IX February 9, 2015

north san mountain

Aka meth mountain home of the San mountain slim fast 😘

Let's go get the go go from north San mountain

by Muwuana December 21, 2016

Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021

Mountain Der

A slang form of Mountain Dew

I ate a whole pot of chilly beans and it was hot so I had to drink a whole 2 litter of Mountain Der

by MountainPeoplesofVirginia December 16, 2017