kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009

Kiss-versation

Ongoing conversation which is regulary interrupted by intense kissing

Christoph: When do we meet for further kissing and conversation?
Lucy: Kiss-versation should happen soon.

by Christ0ph82 January 24, 2016

Kiss Fucking

To be kissed everywhere on your body simultaneously.

That couple is kiss fucking in the movies.

by Street slang626373 October 14, 2017

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022

ghost kissing

A kiss where one person takes a hit of 🍃 or of there device and blows the smoke into the other persons mouth before connecting their lips

“He showed me what ghost kissing as and then i fell inlove with it and now we do it all the time.”

by Kitty.wh0re November 4, 2022

Gun Kiss

GUN KISS is a metaphor for finding love at a dangerous time.

Danger lurks everywhere, but like a lotus in the mud, you could also stumble upon a Gun Kiss.

by Penslinger December 10, 2017

Morvells Kiss

The act of someone spreading their ass cheeks and placing their sphincter on your lips

Holy shit man I totally Morvells Kissed tracey last night

Fuck said Jesse I'd hate to get a Morvells Kiss off Jay

by Famalama June 24, 2016