when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.
by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 8, 2010
Get the Angry Duck mug.To search through people's photos and comment "Bang! Duck Hunt!" on photos of that person making a 'duck face'; It refers to that of an actual hunter who hunts for ducks.
A duck face could be a person pouting their lips, making a kiss face, puckering their lips, etc.
"Bang! Duck Hunt"
"Bang! Duck Hunt"
by ZoomZoom March 12, 2012
Get the Duck Hunt mug.Another form of "Own3d" except on a higher level. This comes from super smash bros. melee when you throw a Poke'ball and this stupid duck comes out and murders your ass with a grid. We couldn't make any sense of it so it became a term.
"Oh man while Cassious wasn't looking i put a fat turd in his taco!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"
by Taildrag September 20, 2005
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Get the duck fluffing mug.An individual who is not only sloppy drunk, but is also acting like a duck. (please see duck entry) They are best known for being a very noisy species. Their behavior is best characterized by; spillage of alcoholic beverages, screeching loudly (also known as quacking) and incessantly searching for items they have lost in their drunken stupor, before falling asleep in the club. The sloppy duck (slopopithus) is indigenous to South Florida, yet they can be found all over the world. Attempts have been made to domesticate this wild creature, yet when in captivity they tend to become very depressed and yearn to be out in the wild. If you spot a sloppy duck please approach with caution, they may seem fun at first, but they will end up ruining your night and your shoes with their projectile vomiting.
by UFsucksGoNoles December 2, 2010
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by Eng Monger August 4, 2016
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